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A WEEKLY MSN DISSCUSION COVERING MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TOPICS. AWESOME RIT.
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WEEK EIGHT: WE HAVE A 'DREAM', PLUS OTHER COOL SHIT!
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i$e says:
THE TABLE
i$e says:
I STAND BEFORE IT
Diesel says:
I STAND WITH SANDPAPER TO 'ROUND' THE SHARP EDGES.
i$e says:
Alright, enough nonense. Lets get on with the second edition of the Speedin' Roundtable, with my guest 'Chris'
Diesel says:
Sup Corey?
Diesel says:
We'll be discussing everything AWESOME in this 'Speedin' thread, so buckle up.
i$e says:
Including MMA, just to piss off those other two idiots. The asian guy and that mod.
Diesel says:
That Isaac guy is really starting to scare me now.
i$e says:
Alright, we should stop gimmicking. I think the subject everyones wants to talk about is Jorge Gurgel. Nah, just kidding, lets get some serious talk on the boil. John - 82, success?
Diesel says:
It was a pretty good event, actually. I enjoyed it. I would consider it more of a success though, had Henderson won. That entire division is FUCKED now.
i$e says:
I actually had a dream that they unified the Welterweight and Middleweight divisions.
Diesel says:
If that happened, dream fight; GSP vs. Anderson Silva. Honestly.
i$e says:
Maybe. Dana said he had something huge for Silva lined up. I doubt thats Okami, no offence to your Uncle.
Diesel says:
Once Serra knocks the fuck out of GSP (true Serra fan, right here), maybe it could go from a 'DREAM' fight to a reality.
Diesel says:
GSP is a huge welterweight, he walks around at probably middleweight.
i$e says:
Most of them do, tbh.
i$e says:
In fact, I was reading an interview with him about that. He's always walking around at 185 and then cuts 15 a week or so before and stays there. I've clocked Welters walking around at closer to LHW. You can bet Serra is hitting 200 between fights. GSP just has broad shoulders so it makes him look heavier.
Diesel says:
Plus that huge fuckin' cock [/AMPLINE4LIFE]
i$e says:
Basically. Quite an exiting prospect. Thoughts on the rest of the card?
Diesel says:
Kongo/Herring was surprisingly pretty fun to watch. I'm calling it now; had knees to the head been allowed, Herring probably could've put Kongo away. Those knees to the body were BRUTAL.
Diesel says:
Tanner/Okami, ugh. I saw it in Tanner's eyes when he walked out. He had that '...Oh fuck' look in his eyes.
i$e says:
I was livid. However, it's good for the division. Okami dominated and got a KO, so if Silva is still staying at MW then he was a viable candidate for his title, especially with their history. I don't see the fight being much different in result though.
Diesel says:
I can't see that fight being a main event of a card. Two guys who can barely speak English? ONE atleast needs to know how. Co-main event, plz.
i$e says:
It will have to if it's for the title.
Diesel says:
Alright, so from 82, let's look ahead; DREAM 1.
Diesel says:
DREAM.
i$e says:
It's a good card. I don't know if it'll have the feel of PRIDE, but it better have.
i$e says:
Hopefully they hired the female announce from there.
Diesel says:
Wouldn't even come close if not. But they're in the same arena, so I imagine that will help generate that 'feel'. PLUS CRO COP AND AOKI.
i$e says:
I'm going to check it out. Cro Cop better knock some heads and this lightweight tounrnament better be as good as Bushido 9.
Diesel says:
You're asking it to be one of the greatest events of all time. Lower your standards you gimmick poster.
i$e says:
Fuck that. Lets keep it fast paced - I have something to say. Why do people like the biggest cocksuckers from TUF? I see fans of Leben, Kos, Diego, Bisping, Grove etc and they're all pricks. Why don't people like the awesome ones like Ross 'The Gladiator' Pointon and Jorge 'Simply Jorge' Gurgel?
Diesel says:
Leben's a queer, but is actually maturing a mild fraction slowly. Kos is blanket you just pissed on; don't want it anywhere near you. Diego should stop praying to the gods to give him super powers, and start praying for them to give him some credibility. I have nothing to say about Bisping.
Diesel says:
I couldn't tell you.
i$e says:
Bunch of cocksuckers then, in general.
Diesel says:
To sum it all up, yeah.
Diesel says:
Maybe it's just because they entertained people on the show as they somewhat stood out from others? That's the only thing I could think of.
Diesel says:
Standing out on a reality show, and standing out in fighting terms is so different, it's not even funny. Forrest fits both of these subjects, tho.
i$e says:
'Strangebrew' fan right here.
Diesel says:
So the main event of 83 is clearly Serra/GSP, who didn't know that. But I honestly think the return of Franklin is underrated. Let's say he loses; where does he go from there?
i$e says:
I don't know, didn't he sign a 6 fight deal?
Diesel says:
Yeah, I remember that. But if he loses twice in a row, would you start believing everyone who would say 'it's time for him to hang it up'? Ala Chuck Liddell's case when he lost to Jardine and Jack.
i$e says:
I don't think so. Maybe they'll go with Tanner/Franklin III - although Tanner needs building up.
Diesel says:
They could use that cliche way of building a fight that matching two fighters who are coming off losses is more pivitol. (Liddell/Silva like)
i$e says:
Might have to, but I don't wish to think about him losing. It would hurt Gurgel too.
Diesel says:
True. Lutter may not even make weight again.
i$e says:
Oh, Dana White - awesome or awful for the sport? I vote awesome but theres a LOT of guys out there who seem to think he's a negative aura.
Diesel says:
I consider him a
'ROLE MODEL' to the human race.
i$e says:
I guess that settles it. Any other topics you wish to address? How about those no showing cunts in TDL?
Diesel says:
I believe this will do for now. And to the no showers; weak. All the no showers
WERE online and given two weeks, so meh, not many possible excuses.
i$e says:
I blame AMP kicking the fuck out of them and me calling two of them cunts.
Diesel says:
Diesel says:
Oh, shout out to 'RYAN.' Good debate, props for showing.
i$e says:
Yeah it was good. I think anyone reading this should sign up.
Diesel says:
The MMA division is the 'Roundtable' of the Debate League.
i$e says:
It owns but needs some fresh jobbers.
Diesel says:
MIZ.
Diesel says:
Alright, that's a wrap guys. Until next time. Oh, one more thing...
Diesel says:
FUCK THAT NEW MMA MOVIE.